Raylene

I really wanted to give him a blowjob, but I'm glad that I didn't.

Is this your only sin, my *****?

No, there are so many others. So many to go through.

Continue.

Well, sometimes when my husband's ******** next to me, I masturbate, and I know that I'm not allowed to.

And I shouldn't, and I should definitely share my sex, but sometimes I just want to fuck myself.

Oh, my God, I said fuck in the church.

I've sinned. I said the F word in the church.

Yes, yes, my *****. It's understandable.

Are these all the sins that you have?

Yes, and if I think of any later, then I'll definitely let you know.

Well, my *****, are you repentful for these sins?

I am.

Well, sin is in all of our hearts, and as good Christians, we must identify with that.

I'm going to have you say "Ten Hail Marys" and...

These sins are of such a magnitude that, quite honestly, my *****, I don't know how to absolve you of these sins.

For myself, I would like to better identify with the temptation of my congregation.

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