可能是有史以来最独特的撒尿视频！

As for doing art on my face, pretty rubbish.

But as I've got a sexcation coming up in--

oh, well, it's like 26 days.

I'll be there.

Still need to sort out dog sitter for six weeks.

But because we're going to be making lots of content,

I'd like to look quite presentable in it.

So I've been practicing making myself look presentable.

And then today, that included whatever I've done here.

I don't know.

I'm rubbish.

I haven't worn makeup in ages.

So I mean, we've pissed in cups, pissed in the woods,

pissed in my garden, used a catheter, pissed on the bed,

wanked to get the wee out several times.

And I was like, where can we go from this?

And I'm like, it would be really cool

if I could just like pee on my phone and see how that goes.

And so the other day, my dog dragged me

into a outdoor camping type shop where I saw this thing.

And it is for putting your phone in

and other such gobbins and sticking it on like the handlebars of your bike

so you can see your phone.

So what I was thinking is, if we put my phone in here

and this on the other, it failed because I got a message on the screen,

which I tried to get rid of, but trying to flick it through.

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