Nigella Lawson说脏话

be my guest.

Don't be afraid.

Just go at them together with a rolling pin in a freezer bag

until I'm excitedly primed.

Mm, mm.

Ah, lovely.

Always a good start.

Now, joy of joys,

put some cream in my deep flange,

because it always feels like a treat.

And who's going to complain about the scent of pussy

wafting through the house when they come in?

Ah, very heady aroma.

A bit fishy, I know, but you have to trust me.

My clam flesh is absolutely addictive.

How could you not be charmed by that?

Because any minute now,

it's going to be covered luxuriantly

with my sweet juices.

Ooh, I think I'm going to squirt

and then sit in the warm liquid.

It could get messy,

but I think a bit of clam soaking is so lovely to look at.

I have a real thing about sizable cock,

because I like the depth.

It's what you put in that makes a difference.

And, just in case it isn't stiff,

hold it away from me and set fire to it

till it's stiff.

Mm, mm, mm.

Because I want some come cream.

Big white mountain of it on each pale cheek.

Mm, mm.

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