爷爷在网络摄像头上中风

Well, thank you. I feel great too.

Stroke that bad boy!

Oh, ouch! You want one of those with a ring?

Ow, ow, ow,... ow,ow

Sure you can. Read the menu up there.

Well, he's one hell of a good looking dude then, huh?

Sexy some bit.

Well, no, it depends on how much time you talk in here.

No moves.

Just make chess.

Well, thank you all.

That's my love pillow right here.

You lay your head here and you look that way and then I can just go.

And there you go.

I don't know if he's going to want to get together dressed like that.

Slap it?

What do I want to slap it for?

That might hurt.

I can slap it all day, it's going to still stay hard.

I'm going to slap it.

I'm going to slap it.

I'm going to slap it.

I'm going to slap it.

I'm going to slap it.

I'm going to slap it.

I'm going to slap it.

I'm going to slap it.

I'm going to slap it.

I'm going to slap it.

Oh, thank you. I'm glad you like it.

I'm rather attached to it myself.

One minute.

Well, that sounds like a hell of a party there.

What's she going to think about it?

Yes, are you shaking that thing?

Uh-oh, what you putting on there?

What is that, lotion?

Ice water?

Everybody wants to see the sea.

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