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楼梯上的可爱亚洲女郎

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They're in the cabinet

Hey, babe

Babe?

Yeah?

Do you know that's yeah, he's my brother

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Are you kidding? No, that's your stepdad. That's my stepdad. We haven't talked to each other in like 20 years

Well, that's probably why I haven't heard from you because I was probably still in diapers

Yeah

Probably I remember your mother. She was kind of. Oh, I'm sure she's a big couchanama, but

Fuck fuck fuck. Okay, I

Knew it, okay

It kind of compounds the issue of it.

You're what?

I'm pregnant.

So the "it's not gonna happen, it's okay" happened?

Yeah, I thought, like, I spotted and everything, so I was like "oh, I'm in the clear, I'm in the clear"

But just because you see color doesn't mean that I was a blabber.

You're pregnant?

Sorry!

Technically, technically I'm not related to you by blood and it's not like my dad will find out because well you don't talk to him, he's not on Facebook or anything so like you've never encountered, right?

We just won't tell anyone, we'll say we're adopted like you know celebrities do shit.

Who gives a fuck what we tell everyone?

We'll be fine. You're pregnant.

Promise, we'll be fine.

How do we seal promises?

With a stampede?

Really? That's more like a pinky promise level.

This is like I'm pregnant, sir, with your sister's *****.

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