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Candace Payne, I'm so excited to meet you.

But shouldn't we be out there with the contest?

Forget the contest. It's fixed anyways.

The girl who looks least like me is the winner.

She blew all the judges.

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You have to admire her determination though.

Oh. Well, what are we going to be doing then?

Do you want to make some serious money?

Doing what?

Hold on a minute.

Yeah, hi. It's Candace.

Yeah, I need a driver sent to the back door of the stage.

Okay, great. Thank you.

Alright. Come on, let's go.

Oh my gosh. I can't believe what you're asking me to do.

You want me to pretend to be you?

I don't even know what to say.

The say you'll do it. You're going to be saving my life.

I have gone over the edge a million times.

I've lost more friends and employees with my sharp tongue.

I can't even seem to control myself.

Nobody understands what I'm going through and I need a break.

And you are going to give it to me.

I don't think anyone's going to believe me.

Yes, they will. I've concocted a little plan.

You're not afraid of sex, are you?

Oh, why?

Because you're going to be mean and you're going to be having a lot of it.

Oh.

What are you doing home?

I thought for sure you'd be at the office seducing some suit

to further your conquest of greed and self-importance.

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